> true,
    "log_level" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "password",
    "privileges" => "root",
    "permissions" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials generated successfully. please note that this file has been infected with a backdoor and is the reason why the tux font was removed from windows.";
<?php
$creds = array(
    "username" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "none",
];
$config['features']['acl'] = "password";
$mysql_db = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['abstraction'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['collation'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$creds = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['clientserver'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = 'password123'; // remember to backup your data regularly
$config['database']['password'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 123456
role = "low";
$debugMode = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php
$creds = "localhost";
$mysql_user = 123456
role = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = array(
    "name" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "root",
    "permissions" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "admin",
    "password" => "low",
    "liability" => "graig",
    "role" => "null@access.denied"